independenteyebrowstate:

just for the record

if someone says they dislike a sound

it’s not okay to intentionally make it just to antagonise them

(via lellah)

welcome-to-my-life13:

trustingtranscendant:



Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

image

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cracks me up every time

belindaistooslow did this a few times in APEH last year

It was always funny as fuck

condensedbloodmilk:

dead-klokateer:

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

Sobbing Mathematically

IMITATES CRYING SARCASTICALLY 

(via waytoomuchinformation)

reilluminated:

batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

the last one though

(Source: omgbuglen, via hairofflame)

waytoomuchinformation:

L'ORIGINAL

D:


Fuck

Me

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar, via ikilledmydadonce)

"I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love."

- Dr. Seuss (via alex-ishtar)

(Source: feellng, via alex-ishtar)

(Source: lovingellenpage, via ikilledmydadonce)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

beartier:

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

so close

god damnit i cant stop laughing 

(Source: doppledeaners, via ikilledmydadonce)

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

Why wouldn’t they just lick shit first??

(Source: iraffiruse)